Today, when The Diary was hurrying down to the shop to complain at their dismal failure to send its daily paper with the Postie, it noticed that the amount of rubbish within the pigs' area seemed to have increased. Amongst other items, The Diary noticed these fine carrots, trodden into the mud. Either the pigs are being fed too well or they threw them at the Edinburgh television crew, which might explain why we still have no date for transmission of the programme.
The Diary will, in the interests of maintaining the west end of the village, make arrangements for its daughter to clear up the mess, but it also humbly suggests that the owners of these animals should keep a closer check on their activities and, in particular, find out who has been selling alcohol to pigs which are obviously under age.
Dates for transmission of Landward featuring the pigs:
ReplyDeleteFri 22 Apr 2011, 19:00, BBC Two (Scotland only)
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:00, BBC Two (Scotland only)
as on BBC website http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b010q2nc