A sorry state of affairs. But look on the bright side - once the nurses are gone, the ferry is downgraded to a RIB and the fire service shrunk to a bucket and a stirrup pump you should all be getting a whopping tax rebate to compensate. Oh, hold on...
Write to Alex Salmond - tell him you've struck oil and are declaring independence from Scotland. Precedent suggests they'll come running quick enough with the cash then. And if that doesn't work, go the extra mile and declare war.
A sorry state of affairs. But look on the bright side - once the nurses are gone, the ferry is downgraded to a RIB and the fire service shrunk to a bucket and a stirrup pump you should all be getting a whopping tax rebate to compensate. Oh, hold on...
ReplyDeleteWrite to Alex Salmond - tell him you've struck oil and are declaring independence from Scotland. Precedent suggests they'll come running quick enough with the cash then. And if that doesn't work, go the extra mile and declare war.
Brilliant! And we'll elect you to the new West Highlands cabinet.
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