General rejoicing has broken out in Ormsaigbeg at the news that Hughie MacLachlan has been made "an offer he couldn't refuse" for eight of the piglets currently in a township field. The information, which came from a highly reliable source, said that they are to be roasted on a spit as part of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The other two are already sold.
The Diary is particularly pleased as the piglets, as well as spoiling the scenery, are making too much noise at night, fighting and squabbling over who is to be at the top and bottom of the untidy pile in which they sleep. The piglet pictured is called Spot.
Better get to the celebrations early that amount of pork won't go far.
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