They're out! Six of them, on the rampage through Ormsaigbeg, wreaking mayhem and destruction through this quiet township. Led by the appropriately-named Swinebolt, they've made their bid for freedom.
This is precisely what The Diary has been warning about for weeks. Pig security is too slack. If they get onto that lawn, they'll ruin it in less time than it takes to shake a pig's tail. And if they get into our garden.... In amongst our prize vegetables.... Our roses.... The thought....
You were warned! Perhaps they boar of the Ardennes in Ardnamurchan arrived
ReplyDeleteBe careful!!
I think there board mind u don't get board by one?
ReplyDeletePerhaps a risk assessment should be carried out by estate agents of life in a working crofting community?
ReplyDeleteThis might be helpful for keen gardeners wishing to relocate in their retirement and ensure they make an educated decision.