"As the picture shows, Chris was able to burn in excess of 700 calories per hour using a mixture of techniques such as calisthenics, karate, feng shui and pilates and, in the process, clear a bank behind the croft of all its bracken."
Alasdair was so delighted that he considered only charging Chris half the normal rate for the experience, but decided against it as Chris is from a posh area of Edinburgh.
Many thanks to Alasdair for picture & words.
Great plan.
ReplyDeleteIf Chris masters the art of Yogic flying too, he could be in the market for nettle clearance aswell.
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