Pignapped!

We now know that our three little friends were pignapped yesterday evening from their home in Ormsaigmore. The perpetrator, who had been high on our list of suspects, has been identified. The Diary was all for informing the police but the pigs' owner, being of a far sweeter and gentler disposition, begged that he be forgiven.

So we shall shortly be losing our new friends who have, in the meanwhile, been making themselves thoroughly at home.